i'm a fucking genius!!

so, i took the "Classic IQ Test" on tickle.com and my IQ was 140. that's way up there, man! it's in the "genius or near genius" category. i mean, it's at the cut-off point between "highly superior intelligence" and "genius or near genius," so i'm thinkin' it's "near genius" for me, but i'll take near genius! that's close enough! now, i'm not saying that i know for sure if this test is an accurate assessment of my intelligence. it is, after all, a test on the internet. on tickle.com no less. i'm just saying that boy, do i feel smart! i can take over the entire freaking world without batting an eye! it's global domination for me with all of this intelligence i got going on! now, i can just look smugly at everyone knowing how much better than them i am and laughing on the inside as i put a ring of kryptonite around a big crystal that expands in water and shoot it off in a rocket to rule the world! and superman can never stop me! ha! anyway, i'm sure eventually, i will learn of the bogus-ness of the test i just took and have to relinquish my near genius crown, but while it lasts i'm going to enjoy it! now, where's that mozart?!